Murphy's Other Laws

RevJP · Moderator Joined: 18 Apr 2003 Posts: 7005 Location: USA

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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atoz · Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:00 pm Post subject:

Thanx, RevJP!

Another one of M's Laws is:

A little moron falls off a bridge faster than a bigger moron because the little moron is less on.smile

with L&r,
atoz

admin · Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:34 am Post subject:

Love it Rev, thanks!
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Silver Surfer · Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:45 am Post subject: Re: Murphy's Other Laws

Since this is suppose to be a Christian forum......may I ask if any of Murphy's laws, are found in the Bible ?
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atoz · Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:02 pm Post subject: Re: Murphy's Other Laws

bigape · Fierce Puppy Joined: 18 May 2008 Posts: 237

I was looking through some old posts, and found one that made me laugh.

Thank you, RevJP
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