Humor concerning marrage

AMK · House Cat Joined: 03 Sep 2007 Posts: 161 Location: Norway

Why Did You Marry Me?
During a more or less friendly argument, Jock asked his wife why she
married him in the first place. His wife quickly replied: "I was just
stupid, I suppose" Jock surprised his wife by saying he was happy with that
reason. Of course, his wife wanted to know why and he explained: "People
get divorced all the time because they fall out of love. But I've never
heard of anybody falling out of stupid."

It amazes me actulaly that there can be so much on the subject of humor within married life. Much of this in itself is just plain stupidity Rolling Eyes

Lachlan's Laws - # 48
That great Highland philosopher, Lachlan McLachlan, propounded a number of
irrefutable laws of life, the universe and everything, example: "A woman always has the last word in any argument. Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of a new argument."

This one encourages arguments Laughing

Not good!
Good Advice
Morag was given some good advice by her mother before she got married:
"Remember, a sense of humour is useful in marriage. But that doesn't mean
that you tell him jokes. It means that you always laugh at his."

Not so good advice, Problem with this is that if his jokes are rubbish and you keep laughing at him then he will keep telling them and you might just end up going nuts

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RevJP · Moderator Joined: 18 Apr 2003 Posts: 7005 Location: USA

Good stuff AMK.

My wife and I married for better or for worse:

I couldn't do any better, and she couldn't do any worse!
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theseldomscene · Banned Joined: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 7817

amen...

AMK · House Cat Joined: 03 Sep 2007 Posts: 161 Location: Norway

atoz · Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:46 pm Post subject:

Hi amk!

I obey my wife to teach her to obey me!
She is a V-E-R-Y S-L-O-W learner!smile

in Love,
atoz

eleven · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:02 am Post subject:

Two men are sitting in a park near a cemetary.
One man says to the other, how long were you married?
"Sixty years, " says the old man.
"How did you do it?" asks the younger man.
"She was my best friend," says the old man. "For sixty years, there was nothing I wouldn't do for her, and for sixty years, there was nothing she would not do for me. So that's how we did it.... all our years together doing nothing for each other..........." Confused or disgusted

eleven · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:11 am Post subject:

In a very tiny town far away, there was a very tiny church where all the towns folk would meet every Sunday morning for worship. As they sat quietly one Sunday morning waiting for the pastor to make his entrance, there was a sudden roar, and a huge cloud of smoke on the altar, when poof! Satan appeared.

The people went screaming out of the church and down the mountain, with the exception of one tiny little old man who sat quietly in the first row.

Satan, spying the old man began to roar and spit fire.
The old man glanced up momentarily, then went back to reading his Bible.

Satan, becoming agitated, walked up to the man, and being only one foot away, began to roar and scream and thrash himself around. The old man would look up only briefly now and then, and continue reading his Bible.

Satan, now beside himself with rage, came nose to nose with the old man screaming...
"DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?????"

The old man looked up calmly and replied.......
"Of course I do. I've been married to your sister for 30 years."

Twisted Evil

eleven · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:38 am Post subject:

It is the end of the world and God is standing with all humanity in heaven.
God says to St. Peter, "Please take all the wives to the other side of heaven. I wish to address all the husbands."
So the women leave with Peter, and God says to the men,
"I want all the men who wore the pants in their family to stand at My right hand. However, all the men who were hen-pecked are to stand at my left."
After many days of shuffling, God looks down at the men and sees a line as long as all heaven of men standing in the hen-pecked line on the left, and only one man standing in line on the right.
God becomes very angry and declares, "How could you all be so weak???? I designed you men to be the kings of your castles, to make all the decisions, to wear the pants in the family. This is an outrage!!!

Then God turns to the one man standing in the line of manliness on the right, and says,
"I will make you the example for all husbands everywhere. Now tell Me son, how is it that you came to stand in this line as a perfect example of the model husband?"

"The man looks up and answers sheepishly....."my wife told me to stand here.........." Laughing