Creation

RevJP · Moderator Joined: 18 Apr 2003 Posts: 7005 Location: USA

God is sitting in heaven when a scientist said to Him. "God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."

>Oh, is that so? Tell Me..." replies God.

>Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

>"Well, that's very interesting...show Me."

>So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man.

>"No, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt." Laughing

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Nobby · Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 4:21 pm Post subject: Funny

Rev, That's funny,

Would you believe our pastor told that in church about two weeks ago. Wink

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Perry5 · Goldfish Joined: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 57 Location: Houston

If god reated man in his own image and John Kerry looks like God is God in a lot of trouble???
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lone-traveler · Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:14 am Post subject:

creation and evolution ....

I see evolution in creation,

If you start with the String Theory which is the smallest of creation known to man, a curved line, the tail. and end up with our universe which is round, the head. Follow it up the line from beggining to end you can see the brain in the shape of a tree and if you look inside the brain through graphics you can see the universe.
It's pretty amazing thing this metamorphising from catarpillar to butterfly.

Science looks backwards as small as we can find life, it also looks forwards to the largest of galaxies and universes.

Someone wrote a post about a six sided box. all sides of equal length.
North, South, East, West, Forward, and Backward. Then I thought what if you rounded the corners?

And we are standing right in the middle of it all LOL....

In the changes from string to universe there are along the way branches, like arms and legs that start to grow in one form and then are removed in another.
Paul said, and it does not yet appear what we shall be, but we know when we see Christ we shall be as he is.
This is a pretty intriguing thought.
Like the caterpillar that has many legs and is hairy and crawls on its belly, to a butterfly some with many colors and wings to fly.
I believe we are in the metamorphising stage now....

Just Hoping I get my wings....

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FFT · Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:32 pm Post subject:

I have no idea what you just said, but I imagine that if I were on psychedelics I totally would.
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lone-traveler · Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:52 am Post subject:

Like the flesh is the cocoon....
And we are growing into the next phase.
Maybe this is pergutory?
Maybe the lake of fire is the purging of the flesh from the spirit.

Your a butterfly in disguise Very Happy

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