Bran Muffins

admin · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:09 am Post subject: Bran Muffins

Thought you might enjoy this:

Bran Muffins

The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.

Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.

One d ay, their good health didn't help when they we nt on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.

They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet.

They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.'

The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.'

The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.
'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled the old man.

'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every day.'

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.

'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to the man. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.'

The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.< /B>

'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea?,' he asked.

'That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick.This is Heaven!'

The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?'

'Not unless you want to,' was the answer.

'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...'

'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.'

The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and your bran muffins. We could have been here ten years ago!'
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Nobby · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:23 am Post subject:

That's funny! Laughing

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eleven · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:05 am Post subject:

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta go now..........
I'm off to Burger King to get a TRIPLE WHOPPER with cheese, bacon, 5 lbs. of french fries, and a milk shake.

Anybody else want anything??

Very Happy

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Evee · Moderator Joined: 13 Sep 2005 Posts: 676

That's hysterical!! Thank you!!
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ChristianWoman1 · Labrador Joined: 22 May 2008 Posts: 300

LOL!!
..makes me think of my parents Laughing

My dad is turning 80 on August 17th, my mom doesn't let him eat anything yummy Rolling Eyes

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I"ll have to tell him this one, he'll get a kick out of it Laughing

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james · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:21 pm Post subject:

Loved it. After a long work day it is good to laugh.