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theseldomscene
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| you know what i mean...about losing my hearing in my left ear.. |
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theseldomscene
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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did you know...if i got a hearing aid...
i could go back to being a captian...yes...that is all it takes...
but i know two men my age who have them...one is slightly retarded...the other was beat in the head with a hammer...oh...three...one was shot in the head...
i know it sounds like silly pride...but it is just... |
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HeKkLeR
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Speaking of getting old...
... I have a confession...
... I'm... getting... old... too!!! 
  
I have a... err... 1 sec... lemme try again...
... I have a... a... b-b-b... b-b----b...
...BALD SPOT!
Right in the back of my head, man!! It came from outta nowhere and attacked me... it latched on to me just like those aliens do in the movies and all! And it looks like it's gonna stay for a while! I think I saw it pitch a tent and start roasting marshmellows or something.
Oh well... I think I'll let my beard grow or something...
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eleven
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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| theseldomscene wrote: | | you know what i mean...about losing my hearing in my left ear.. |
I was NOT referring to you, I was referring to ME!
I am losing the hearing in my left ear. I had no idea about you.
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eleven
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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| HeKkLeR wrote: | Speaking of getting old...
... I have a confession...
... I'm... getting... old... too!!!
I have a... err... 1 sec... lemme try again...
... I have a... a... b-b-b... b-b----b...
...BALD SPOT!
Right in the back of my head, man!! It came from outta nowhere and attacked me... it latched on to me just like those aliens do in the movies and all! And it looks like it's gonna stay for a while! I think I saw it pitch a tent and start roasting marshmellows or something.
Oh well... I think I'll let my beard grow or something... |
So just shave your head and nobody will notice it. |
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theseldomscene
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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| HeKkLeR wrote: | Speaking of getting old...
... I have a confession...
... I'm... getting... old... too!!!
I have a... err... 1 sec... lemme try again...
... I have a... a... b-b-b... b-b----b...
...BALD SPOT!
Right in the back of my head, man!! It came from outta nowhere and attacked me... it latched on to me just like those aliens do in the movies and all! And it looks like it's gonna stay for a while! I think I saw it pitch a tent and start roasting marshmellows or something.
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charge it rent... |
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HeKkLeR
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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| eleven wrote: | | So just shave your head and nobody will notice it. |
Well, that's the problem. I used to shave my head, so I didn't even notice it. But then I started liking the look of my hair when it was growing short again. And that's when it attacked me (did I mention it had a knife?)! Just when I started liking my hair again...
... Oh... the irony of it all...
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theseldomscene
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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| you think you are bald...look at my avatar... |
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HeKkLeR
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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Goodnight, bro! Don't forget to say your prayers! 
Oh... and now might be a good time to set your compuchess level from "toddler" to "hard". 
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eleven
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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| theseldomscene wrote: | | you think you are bald...look at my avatar... |
Hey, hey, hey!!!!!
Keep it covered!
After all, this is a Christian website. |
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eleven
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| HeKkLeR wrote: |
Goodnight, bro! Don't forget to say your prayers!
Oh... and now might be a good time to set your compuchess level from "toddler" to "hard". |
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theseldomscene
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:23 pm Post subject: |
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...i will say my prayers...LORD know i have much repenting to do... ..
and oh yeah about the compuchess level...funny...real funny... ...i guess i should check to see what level it is on though....
bwahahahahahahahaha.....
good night...for real this time.... |
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HeKkLeR
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Nobby
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| Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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Bald, whose bald? Elmer Fudd ain't bald!
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theseldomscene
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| Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:38 am Post subject: |
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i love elmer fudd...  |
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