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theseldomscene
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 Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:53 pm Post subject: fyi... |
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to those that e mail me...my address has been changed...sorry i can't release it but am hiding it from the evil one so he won't bug me anymore....anyway...
also...
it is almost three in the morning...
but i can never sleep more than a couple hours at a time anyway so it is cool...
sleep is overrated for the most part...then when one does fall asleep there are those dreams..they have spiders in them...
golden spider with stingers on the top of their hind legs...crawling all over my bed....
i am sooo tired but they won't let me lie down...and i try to anyway but can't sleep because they keep stinging me and stinging me...tormenting imps from hell!!!...they mock me and laugh at me because they know i want to rest....my body hurts...my mind aches...but do they care?...yes...if by caring you mean they enjoy their wicked torments that keep me awake..they multiply...quickly!!!...they are everywhere...
so just when i start to almost dspair...it might even be despair...wishing i could rest...wanting to sleep...
my lizards come out and eat all the spiders... 
there are two of them...they wear glasses...and they eat the spiders off my bed so i can rest...one is bigger than the other but that doesn't mean he eats more...no way...the smaller lizard is much more aggressive in the feeding frenzy..till the last...then the big lizard sees there is not many spiders left...he kicks it in and quickly eats the remainder...trying to get his share...till all are gone...they grow as the eat...and then when they are done with them and have eaten them all...the lizards move aside for me...and let have my bed back and let me rest...
my prayer is that all of you can have such wonderful lizards...
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knuckle
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Hi TSS-------
I have a little monkey that deals with my spiders.He is very quick and agile and dispenses with them forth-with.He will smile and chatter at me with bright little eyes when he is finished.Monkeys are soft and cuddly ever so much more than lizards.He is quite sweet and loving ........ If only I could get him to stop throwing poo 
Much love and pleasant dreams Cap'n--------------knuckle |
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lone-traveler
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You guys are gonna give me nightmares LOL... 
Lizards and monkeys..oh my... 
good morning. I hope you slept well.
Lone
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knuckle
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lizards and monkeys don't hold a candle to little black cats who pace and contemplate though,they are by far the bestest.
Yaaaay your back !!! we missed you so!!
much love------------knuckle |
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lone-traveler
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Luvnlife
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TSS: | Quote: | my lizards come out and eat all the spiders...
there are two of them...they wear glasses...and they eat the spiders off my bed so i can rest...one is bigger than the other but that doesn't mean he eats more...no way...the smaller lizard is much more aggressive in the feeding frenzy..till the last...then the big lizard sees there is not many spiders left...he kicks it in and quickly eats the remainder...trying to get his share...till all are gone...they grow as the eat...and then when they are done with them and have eaten them all...the lizards move aside for me...and let have my bed back and let me rest... |
Man, there's something to be said for a good metabolism! I wish I had the metabolism of your little lizard. I work with a gal who is about 5 feet tall, thin as a rail and eats like your (little) lizard. She never gains an ounce. If I even look crosswise at the food she eats, I instantly gain five pounds.
Luv  
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theseldomscene
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good morning!!!... ...the surfing has been great up till like two days ago...so now i am back...GOD be praised...it is the third and final week of our first summer vacation...
lone...missed you... ...
hey luvnlife..
knuckle...monkeys are cool...i used to have alligator dreams a lot....
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lone-traveler
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Hi TSS,
back on the road. hanging out in wisconsin this weekend.
Miss you all.
Hugs
Lone
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theseldomscene
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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| be safe lone....miss you much sissy... |
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Luvnlife
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Hi Lone!
It's nice to hear from you. I hope you're doing well. I just got back from an extended vacation myself the 5th of this month.
Just want to let you know I miss you too! Sending a cyber-hug your way.
Love, Luv
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theseldomscene
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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| this is my 5000 post... ... |
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Luvnlife
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TSS: I guess that makes you a prolific writer, eh? It seems to go so fast. I bet it startled you just a bit for a few seconds when you realized you had that many posts. I cannot believe I have posted over 200 times or that I have been a member of this board for almost 5 months. It seems as though it has flown by.
Have a good day, Emperor!
Love, Luv
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HeKkLeR
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Hey bro! I've missed you.
Spiders, eh? Nasty little creatures, for sure. Too many legs... and little beady eyes.
But with lizards on your side, you cannot go wrong. 
Keep the faith, and enjoy your vacation as much as you possibly can, bro! I'm there with you in spirit.
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theseldomscene
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HEY HEKKLER!!! ...man an i glad to see your voice...may GOD smile on you this day and every day sir and i believe HE does...
please hurry back and know you are always in my heart sir...GOD bless in love...tss... |
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theseldomscene
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| luvnlife wrote: | | TSS: I guess that makes you a prolific writer, eh? |
possibly...or it could simpy mean i am a pitiful human being... |
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